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October 19, 2016

Tip #47


Date someone from another country and of a different religion. That way, you won't overlap holidays and you can force them to come to your family holiday events with you. Oh--- and the whole "learning about other cultures is fun" thing, too.

August 23, 2016

Tip #45

When the person you're dating offers to cook for you, do one of the following:

1. Supervise them so they don't destroy anything in your kitchen

OR

2. Just. Say. No.

If they cook for you without any major mishaps and the food is good, NEVER LET THEM GO. DO YOU HEAR ME?

May 20, 2016

Tip #39

Try to find someone that finds you attractive when you look like shit; you won't have to try too hard to impress them. When you have Cheeto fingers and mustard all over your shirt on a Saturday night, it won't be anything out of the ordinary to them.