If you get someone's number when you're drinking and they ask what your last name is the next day, it's because sober them doesn't remember what you look like and now they're trying to stalk you on social media.
#beergoggles
#beerutiful
April 12, 2016
April 11, 2016
Tip #33
If at all possible, poop BEFORE your date. Trust me, when you're gone for longer than 5 minutes, they know what you're doing. POOPING.
April 6, 2016
Tip #32
Nothing good happens on Tinder after 9pm on a weekend. Or... like, ever. But ESPECIALLY those times.
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