Tip #25

When somebody wants to go out with you on a Friday or Saturday night, that means they're saving their Prime Time for you. This is a good sign.


Also a good sign:

Tip #24

No, your dating app isn't glitchy or broken. You just don't have any matches, and the matches you have made are ignoring you.

Tip #23

Don't be a dick about your significant other having attractive friends of the opposite sex. It makes you look bad, and those attractive friends are probably talking shit about you behind your back.

Tip #22

It's TOTALLY acceptable to block someone if they don't get a "living in a van down by the river" reference.