Tip #45

When the person you're dating offers to cook for you, do one of the following:

1. Supervise them so they don't destroy anything in your kitchen

OR

2. Just. Say. No.

If they cook for you without any major mishaps and the food is good, NEVER LET THEM GO. DO YOU HEAR ME?

Tip #44

Some people have really weird, annoying voices. Don't date those people.