Tip #28

If you're on a date and they're asking you about your family, don't automatically assume they're asking because they're going to track down your family and murder them. This indicates interest and is part of how someone gets to know you. I know. It'll take some getting used to.

Tip #25

When somebody wants to go out with you on a Friday or Saturday night, that means they're saving their Prime Time for you. This is a good sign.


Also a good sign:

Tip #14

If you've dated the same shitty people over and over again, it's time to change it up. Different hair,  different elbow shape, different style nostrils... the world is your oyster.