Tip #21

If they haven't stalked the living shit out of your pictures on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Google + Profile, LinkedIn, Myspace, Livejournal, and talked to your Kindergarten teacher... they're just not that into you.

Tip #20

Giving Someone Your Number:

You know how they say that the longer someone is missing, the less likely it is that they'll be found alive? Giving someone your phone number is kinda like that. The more time that passes after giving someone your number, the less likely they are to ever text/call.

Tip #19

Be nice: Guys think you like them
Be mean: Guys think you like them
Be obsessed with cats: Guys just want to be friends

Tip #18

If you build it, they will......... assume you don't need them or their help, and stop texting.

Tip #17

If you're not DTF (down to f***), you have to tell them immediately! Nowadays, the default assumption is that you're DTF, not that you want to date.

#RIPcourtship

Tip #16

Anyone worth your time will trip over themselves to talk to you/see you.

Tip #15

If you must text or call someone to break up with them, it's best to do it when they're not at work.