Tip #57

Try not to creep TOO far back in your crush’s social media/pictures. You will see them kissing their ex, and it will disturb you. I don’t care how late at night it is, how cute they are, or how curious you are. Stay strong ~

Tip #55

Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT give out your social media accounts to someone you don't know very well. Think of this: maybe you went out with them a handful of times, and they ghosted you... now you have to see Snapchats of them taking shots at the bar. Do the right thing. Tell them you barely use social media until you know they're not a dick.

Also, this has not happened to me... like, definitely has never happened to me...

Tip #54

Ask them what they do for work ASAP. It's a totally appropriate thing to ask, and it'll let you know if they're texting you from the bathtub in the middle of the day because they're unemployed. If you don't mind dating someone unemployed, may I suggest using Tinder as a dating app? You'll love it.

Tip #52

If you're on a dating app and have a bunch of people talking to you, you may forget why you stopped talking to them if they pop up again in your matches or message you out of the blue. In this situation, it's best to cut to the chase and ask them the hard hitting questions so you can jog your memory:

1. Did you ask me for nudes?
2. Do you have a job?
3. Who did you vote for? 

That may help you remember why you stopped communicating and prevent you from further wasting your time.

Happy swiping, people!

Tip #43

Don't give your last name to someone from Tinder, because they WILL Google you.... and memorize your address and work history from your LinkedIn profile.

Bad tip #4

Go on your crush's Facebook and like their very first profile picture-- from the early 2000's. Let them know what you're about.

Tip #35

Don't take pictures of the person you're dating. Those pictures will just end up on their Tinder profile and it'll really piss you off.

Tip #34

If you get someone's number when you're drinking and they ask what your last name is the next day, it's because sober them doesn't remember what you look like and now they're trying to stalk you on social media.

#beergoggles
#beerutiful

Tip #32

Nothing good happens on Tinder after 9pm on a weekend. Or... like, ever. But ESPECIALLY those times.

Tip #24

No, your dating app isn't glitchy or broken. You just don't have any matches, and the matches you have made are ignoring you.

Tip #21

If they haven't stalked the living shit out of your pictures on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Google + Profile, LinkedIn, Myspace, Livejournal, and talked to your Kindergarten teacher... they're just not that into you.

Tip #7

You probably won't find your soulmate and true love on Tinder. I said probably won't, not definitely won't. But probably won't.