Tip #50

When you want to date a foreigner, but don't know any other languages and you're too lazy to travel: Canadians. You're welcome.

Tip #49

The REAL reason you should wait to get married until you're older: receding hairlines. What they have at 25, they may lose by 40. Things may not be what they seem! Beware!

Tip #48

If you find yourself on a really terrible date, go ahead and let the crazy out. Overshare. Tell them you have three pets and a messy house. Tell them you slashed someone's tires last weekend. Tell them you're a virgin with an incurable disease. Tell them all of the bad things about yourself that you usually let out very slowly. They will either get the hint, or think you're way too crazy to see again! 

Tip #47

Date someone from another country and of a different religion. That way, you won't overlap holidays and you can force them to come to your family holiday events with you. Oh--- and the whole "learning about other cultures is fun" thing, too.

Tip #46

Ladies: Wouldn't it be nice to date a guy that compliments your perfect brow shape?

NO. If he does, you're barking up the wrooooong tree. Send that dish back to where it came from!

Tip #45

When the person you're dating offers to cook for you, do one of the following:

1. Supervise them so they don't destroy anything in your kitchen

OR

2. Just. Say. No.

If they cook for you without any major mishaps and the food is good, NEVER LET THEM GO. DO YOU HEAR ME?

Tip #44

Some people have really weird, annoying voices. Don't date those people.