Tip #25

When somebody wants to go out with you on a Friday or Saturday night, that means they're saving their Prime Time for you. This is a good sign.


Also a good sign:

Tip #24

No, your dating app isn't glitchy or broken. You just don't have any matches, and the matches you have made are ignoring you.

Tip #23

Don't be a dick about your significant other having attractive friends of the opposite sex. It makes you look bad, and those attractive friends are probably talking shit about you behind your back.

Tip #22

It's TOTALLY acceptable to block someone if they don't get a "living in a van down by the river" reference.

Tip #21

If they haven't stalked the living shit out of your pictures on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Google + Profile, LinkedIn, Myspace, Livejournal, and talked to your Kindergarten teacher... they're just not that into you.

Tip #20

Giving Someone Your Number:

You know how they say that the longer someone is missing, the less likely it is that they'll be found alive? Giving someone your phone number is kinda like that. The more time that passes after giving someone your number, the less likely they are to ever text/call.

Tip #19

Be nice: Guys think you like them
Be mean: Guys think you like them
Be obsessed with cats: Guys just want to be friends