Tip #27

If you go on a break with someone to "find yourself," don't be surprised if they also "find themselves" wanting something totally different than being with you.

Bad Tip #1

Gradually introduce someone to your crazy until they're fully committed, and then after you meet their friends and parents, let it out like a fire hose. They'll be in too deep to tell you to get your shit together and walk away!

Tip #26

You should never feel like you have to prove your worth to someone.*

*Unless you played Barbies until you were like, 12. Then you might need to put in a little effort convincing them.

Tip #25

When somebody wants to go out with you on a Friday or Saturday night, that means they're saving their Prime Time for you. This is a good sign.


Also a good sign:

Tip #24

No, your dating app isn't glitchy or broken. You just don't have any matches, and the matches you have made are ignoring you.

Tip #23

Don't be a dick about your significant other having attractive friends of the opposite sex. It makes you look bad, and those attractive friends are probably talking shit about you behind your back.

Tip #22

It's TOTALLY acceptable to block someone if they don't get a "living in a van down by the river" reference.