Tip #42

Dating is super difficult when you're unemployed. And there's just no good way to work that into a conversation. Maybe put the dating thing on hold until you're contributing to society again?

Bad tip #4

Go on your crush's Facebook and like their very first profile picture-- from the early 2000's. Let them know what you're about.

Tip #41

Always be yourself. Even if you're dorky, awkward, messy, sassy... The people that are right for you will appreciate it and make an effort to be around you.

Tip #40

Going home with a guy on the first date to EXPLICITLY watch Parks and Rec with him will not turn out how thought it would. He doesn't really want to watch Parks and Rec, you sweet, innocent little daffodil.

Tip #39

Try to find someone that finds you attractive when you look like shit; you won't have to try too hard to impress them. When you have Cheeto fingers and mustard all over your shirt on a Saturday night, it won't be anything out of the ordinary to them.

Tip #38

One day, when you're sick of meeting boring suitors, someone with pet alpacas will sound like a really great option.

Tip #37

Timeless classic: Keep your shitting and your eating/playing separate. Shit outside of those areas, and bring your shit around the places you eat or play. When you're not shitting anymore, it goes back to wherever it came from, and you get to eat and play as a free man. Or woman.