When the person you're dating offers to cook for you, do one of the following:
1. Supervise them so they don't destroy anything in your kitchen
OR
2. Just. Say. No.
If they cook for you without any major mishaps and the food is good, NEVER LET THEM GO. DO YOU HEAR ME?
August 23, 2016
August 10, 2016
July 26, 2016
Tip #43
Don't give your last name to someone from Tinder, because they WILL Google you.... and memorize your address and work history from your LinkedIn profile.
July 11, 2016
Tip #42
Dating is super difficult when you're unemployed. And there's just no good way to work that into a conversation. Maybe put the dating thing on hold until you're contributing to society again?
June 27, 2016
Bad tip #4
Go on your crush's Facebook and like their very first profile picture-- from the early 2000's. Let them know what you're about.
June 15, 2016
Tip #41
Always be yourself. Even if you're dorky, awkward, messy, sassy... The people that are right for you will appreciate it and make an effort to be around you.
May 30, 2016
Tip #40
Going home with a guy on the first date to EXPLICITLY watch Parks and Rec with him will not turn out how thought it would. He doesn't really want to watch Parks and Rec, you sweet, innocent little daffodil.
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